If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
(via that-is-illogical)
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(Source: okdubu, via existence-is-the-crisis)
Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.